- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with deathdeath with benefits
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it