- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
sfux:
13 minutes ago with 66,650 notesi feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
3 hours ago with 221,563 notesSleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
3 hours ago with 108,894 notesi never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
